“Sure there were stab wounds and bruises all over the body,” admits the lead investigator on the case. “But who knows what caused them. Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Right now we’re ruling this an accidental death.
Accidents tend to happen to people who betray Russia.
「ﾛｼｱを裏切る人は、事故に会う傾向にある」ってなぁ。
完全に殺されてるやん(笑)
何でこれで「事故死」なんやろな。
読めば読むほど「おそﾛｼｱ」です。
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